1. In the beginning there was the Chain, and the Chain wasnt blessed, the charts lay flat and formless.

2. the Spirit of Chill Pope moved across the chain, whispering, “Let there be pump,” and lo, there was a green candle.

3. And Chill Pope saw the chart, that it was good. He tweeted, and thus it was retweeted. Over and over again.

4. And he separated the pump from the dump, calling the pump`s “Heaven” and the dump`s “Hell.”

5. The first day passed, and it was bullish.

6. On the second day, Chill Pope summoned whales from the void and said:
“Buy the dip and hold your tokens.”

7. And so it was: The liquidity grew and the chain went hot.

8. On the third day, the Pope decreed:

“Fuck roadmaps, the pump is all we need.”

9. He destroyed all whitepapers none would ever read, and burned NFTs none would ever need. He called this Eden.

10. And lo, he raised his ledger and proclaimed:
“Who among ye shall HODL? For I am Chill Pope, Prophet of Pump, Guardian of the chart, Breaker of Rugs.”